Imperial.

I love you.

I wish I could get away with a fishing-vest style garment. Pockets and loops everywhere just for keeping and hanging stuff. Every time I eye one at an outdoor store my wife drags me off.

Fair enough. To be clear, there are many reasons I no longer write service. The incessant drive to maximize profit over any other consideration is only one of them.

Sure. But that’s not how it works. $60? That’s one more hour an advisor has to sell and less money the owner has in his pocket. Cheaper to let the techs pay for sample bottles.

I’m telling you that yes, I have showed customers fuel samples in Gatorade bottles, Arrowhead bottles, and apple juice bottles that have been rinsed out and cleaned off.

Jukes came with the 6-speeds here in the US. FWD only though.

Bullshit. Techs use whatever’s laying around. Juice bottles for fuel samples and brake flushes are real fucking common.

Multiple years as a dealership service advisor. We loaned a brand new Forte to the single worst customer I’ve ever had. Went out with less than 20 miles on it. 3weeks(ish) came back with ~1500 miles on it. Flat tire (10psi) on the R/F. Dog hair all over the interior. Some sort of vomit in the passenger footwell.…

Google is tracking the progress of every driver using one of their tools- not just maps. If you notice, their times are extremely accurate for busy roads, less so on rural routes- because they don’t have as many data points to average.

Another 7 years? It’s been less than 4 months. Not a year. Not even half a year. Buckle up buttercup.

IDGAF. They’re going to lose the actual war. It sucks that innocent people are going to get hurt, but that’s a fact of life during a civil war.

When I was 5 I was in the RF seat of a 911 when my mom got popped for 75 in a 45.

As long as we’re confessing our sins, I voted Johnson.

Canary in a coal mine.

Or he wants to eat baby medium rare.

Die hard republicans will NOT blindly vote. If the DNC gets its head out of its ass and pushes they can change the house.

My republican representative voted for the AHCA. I emailed his office, asked him how Paul Ryan’s boot tasted, and told him I’d be campaigning and voting for whatever semi-competent schlub the dems ran.

You ever drive a small 4 cylinder with 4 people in it through the Eisenhower tunnel?

GTFO. The Renegade is a shitbox. The 200 is a shitbox with some gravitas.