I guess feminists have a sense of humor after all. Now if only vegans....

Yes. It’s not nice to point out the obvious.

The president doesn’t need a penis just to enjoy one occasionally.

Melanie Griffith in Working Girl. Soldiers would run through minefields.

Should such a rule apply to celebrities who use their images to sell? Kim Khardashian, Madonna, Lady GaGa, perhaps? Would a Beyonce concert poster also be banned?

How much should the state charge for the mandatory safety training?

From now on I suggest you submit everything you buy to Jezebel so the collective can determine if you “need” it. Plenty of peoples lives are ruined by drinking alcohol, reading the Bible or Tom Clancy.

Shouldn’t the answer be to make it easier to buy cough medicine. I know the hassle has really reduced drug use but it really is a pain.

People can cut themselves badly playing with those butterfly knives. Banning those saved a lot of teenager’s fingers.

Deal. You can have all the abortions you want and I can buy all the firearms that I want.

Last time I checked almost all firearms, or knives or sticks, are or were “weapons of war”. This latest phrase du jour is as meaningless as “assault rifle”. What type of firearms would you confiscators say people should be allowed to have? Single shot .22's?

This is a ruling regarding California law.

What is she couldn’t afford all of those things. What if the abuser wasn’t willing to wait the weeks or months it would take?

Would it have been tetter if he had attacked her with his bare hands?

I just wish Hillary Clinton would say why she did this. There must be a reasonable explanation.

“I advise her that not all of her edges need sanding.” Lovely.

I learned this the hard way in a 140hp Miata. Everybody gets an equal chance to be stupid.

Yep. That backlash really turned it around for Kerry.

Thank you for taking the time to research and provide the critical angle that is so often lacking. This is the kind of reporting that makes things clearer. Keep up the good work.

Shouldn’t this headline be woman lies to fiancee about having sex. fiancee gets upset? Guess there isn’t enough victimhood here.