Wasn’t IT an all-star last year?

I used to live in Wellesley, MA., home to finance ppl and various Boston Celtics. There was a park around the corner from my house. Once, while shooting baskets by myself on a Saturday morning, a woman passed by, jogging through the empty park. We were the only two people there. She was wearing a pair of headphones…

My high school basketball had the perfect diss for Bieber, thirty years ago: “Son, the only time you should dribble between your legs is when you’re taking a piss.”