I will literally pay a subscription to Kotaku if it means I don't have to deal with them! LITERALLY.

I see your true motives, you want s***talkers who troll others with 'qq more! l2p nub' like statements to start accidently sending out their emails addresses instead so we may collect their information and publicly shame them. Sneaky. Very sneaky...

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by marmol

I don't know about ducks, but they're similar in shape and general appearance to geese, and geese are fucking mean. I was just getting over a childhood goose-related trauma when one chased my sixty pound dog halfway across the neighborhood because it was a goose and that's how geese do.

Ducks: close enough. That's…

I feel like this has a lot of potential for those of us planning to fake our death.

I don't have a child, but I do know what I and other Hispanics were raised with...

I'm not a parent but I know for a fact you're not going to get anywhere with those kids in the picture.

It'll probably look like this.

I hardly get any sleep when I stay there!

What if this is actually a marketing strategy?

On the one hand, this tumblr is pretty obviously insane.

Sounds somewhat lazy to me. Let me translate:

yeah...but how fast can you read the Silmarilian pronounced correctly?

Get the Xbox 360 controller adapter for PC, and let your children ascend to the master race! :P

Any Woman who won't fix things, is a child not a Woman.

(I know that) The links for themes is not on the website and some people might not know where to look for all this info. Also people are lazy.

Got mine, please, post your email if you want an invitation.

1 ) get a girlfriend