In the report: "A source close to the well-known messianic figure Jesus Christ has revealed to a Fox News reporter that at a recent fundraising dinner, Jesus shook Obama's hand, and although Obama stated that he remembered him from previous fundraisers, the fact that Jesus had not previously attended a fundraiser for…

That'd be Game of War…the other idiotic war "game."

Undoubtedly the film would feel very different had Kubrick ended up making it. The tone, aesthetics, and some large narrative beats would likely be very different. However, it is unfair for people to parse out which beats are Spielberg's and which are Kubricks. If the ending is Spielberg's fault, then we must give…

I'd be with you if the people saying that phrase weren't using it as a way to distinguish between what they perceive are Spielbergian or Kubrickian bits.

Calling it "Spielberg's ending" is disingenuous considering Spielberg has since revealed that the future ending was taken directly from Kubrick's notes.

Spoilers, but he doesn't actually punch a wolf in The Grey either.

If it were that easy to get the Hollywood Star Whackers to show up at his house, do you think he would've asked Sheen for help in hiring a prostitute?

He was going too fast, and I'm just too furious about it.

She explains it, but it still doesn't make any sense. How can you give something a grade based on a perspective that isn't your own? That would be like me giving The Matrix a B because somebody who doesn't like martial arts wouldn't get as much out of it.

I really hope no one Overlooks his accomplishment here.

How did you get away from your finger-painting long enough to write this comment?

Mary Poppins was an instantly iconic performance. I don't know how anyone could think that didn't deserve a win. Dallas Buyers Club may not be a perfect movie, but McConaughey was incredibly fantastic and deserved the win (Although I wouldn't have been disappointed if any of the other 4 nominees won instead. It was…

Aren't those technically re-purposed theatrical shorts, though?

I guess technically, those were theatrical shorts long before they were an animated series.

I know lists by nature are exclusive, but failing to include Futurama or Batman the Animated Series, even as runner ups, are fairly egregious oversights (Batman is especially egregious with the obligatory inclusion of X-Men, a far lesser show).

And Irish!

I love this back and forth repartee that we have going.

One small problem with your joke. Conan hosts a talk-show.

Ha!

I'm not claiming he is a marketing genius, but there is little to no downside to taking a stand on this issue, so its hard to say the guy is an idiot for pulling this stunt. I mean, he is on national news for it, so he did something right, intentional or not.