Sorry, 1 Michael Moore is actually equivalent to 5 steaks.

I don't think this restauranteur is an idiot. I think he is just an entrepreneur with marketing know-how who is counting on the idiocy of his customer base.

I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had an invisible woman who could shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to…

Its about time.

News of this project has left me cold.

I always thought it was Don Rickles.

This is true. Years after she passed, I couldn't help but laugh at my inept cousin's poor attempt at a eulogy. "I miss you, mom." Ack, cliche much?

Even worse, every film comes with the disclaimer, "No animals were harmed during the production of this film."

Orcine Pigman is my porn name.

Its even funnier because my aunt died because of kidney problems.

I'm inclined to follow Satan's advice on this one.

He's from Alabama?

Saw her in Burlington, VT, at the Vermont Comedy Fest this year. She was hilarious and literally had the audience laughing at ten-fifteen minutes of nothing while forcing everyone to give her a standing ovation. Wonderful. I'd recommend her show to anyone.

I hate to be that guy, but there are several Canadian shows. They just happen to be in the same city.

Tig Notaro's mother died?!?!? …..

Only if you're a sexist pig!

Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love your voice.

I never would have though a Breaking Bad/Friends crossover would've worked, but there you have it. What can't Vince Gilligan do?

You won't be too pedantic, but Tjardus will.

Favorite #foodhack recipe: Sugar Beef.
Ingredients:
1 lb. beef (any kind)
1 lb. sugar