How much is Nintendo paying you per post? 

Yknow, uh, kids are gonna google Mario and they’re gonna see this.

... That was a pretty good cartoon villain voice.

No one even goes to SDCC anyway, there's too many people. 

Uhhhhhhh librulz hate sexy girl, sexy girl OWNS LIBS

What? O'Neal didn't leave, did he? 

I'll do it if no one else will. 

Hush.

Sooo his garbage behavior only happened to her? ok I guess. I’m sure the rest of that male-dominated workspace thought it was great fun that he called in a bomb threat.

The fuck is up with that dude's hair? 

Total non sequitur: anyone here remember Indie Game The Movie? Suddenly I see a resemblance between Phil Fish and shining-era Jack Nicholson.

It's not Bino's fault everyone sounds the same these days. 

It was an honest question. I had thought the whovian fandom had died out, in fact as far as i was aware the show had ended. Nice to see some things never change, i guess.

Jesus, is that what Galifianakis looks like these days? It’s...

This is extremely tangential, but does anyone actually watch the Doctor Who panel at San Diego Comic Con? Like, is that an actual thing that real people care about?

Did not expect to be crying like this at 9 in the morning

So she’s a corporate shill now, I guess? Great. Never listened to her before and I’m not gonna start now.

I’m having a hard time picking out which parts of this article are sarcastic and which parts are just openly slobbering on Mrs. O’Donnell’s knob.

We’re talking about a dying man, here. Can you not bring up years-old bullshit for clout right now?

This is why people don’t take “mansplaining” seriously. You shouldn’t say it if you don’t know what it means.