I say this with no malice or ill will towards the guy: God, it must be nice to have that kind of power.

Yeesh, how do you manage that?

Good dog, internet.

In all seriousness, though… This is the equivalent of sending a stranger pizza (as used to be the practice on 4chan). It's a veiled threat: "We know where you sleep." It's not funny, it's scary.

You don't get it, and I know you don't get it because people already say that.

By bitching about fun cakes on the internet?

I mean to never stop using whatever kind of fucked up slang we come up with in the future, until i die. Here's to skorping our brobes, neebs.

Bummerrrrr. I caught the Real O'Neals a couple times, and I thought it was great.

Yikes.

I'd say something about how the "backwards swastika" is a Buddhist symbol, but we all know that's not what he meant.

As someone who lurks /lgbt/ for the drama and has for over a year, I've never seen that happen. I'm really not sure i like your implication that people "act gay" to score political points.

As a youth, I can confirm.

Ew, what the fuck? When did that happen?

Apropos of nothing, I really like the Drudge Report's site layout.

Full disclosure: I fucking loved Linkin Park back in high school, and I still like Meteora. It's a good album, I swear!

I swear to god, I'm in a coma. This has to be a dream.

Globalist, Capitalist Scheme Thwarted By Jobless Neckbeards With 390 Ping

Why Do You Type Like This

When you turn 35, does your brain just stop absorbing new information about how the world works? Why are these patently awful "MILLENIALS!!!" ideas happening? Who is buying these pitches? Why do I get the feeling God died?

I just wanna say I'm fucking loving this column title.