Alien Jesus speaks in parables, only sometimes they're sideways?

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NO! NOOO!

I was reading this during my break, at work, At Mac Dingles. I spat my drink laughing and had my manager cracking up, too.

That actually sounds like a pretty fantastic episode.

VIDEO GAME MUSIC GO GO GO

I want a Troy Baker shirt.

Isn't Slipknot the band who decided to have an official smell for their shows? And that smell was burning oil and camel dung?

Kids watch him, mainly.

I WANNA BE A FUCKING BOY BAND.

I googled "amen break," and… I don't know what to feel.

Honestly, Cubans aren't even people!

Confession: When I was thirteen I thought it would be a good idea to go out for Holloween as a sillhouette.

Firstly, Desi Arnaz was cuban. Suddenly we're dealing with a conversation on race versus color, and "white-passing" as an Established Thing, and that's a subject I know dick-all about.

Donk!

The only time I see or hear anything about Crackle is when the Xbox and Playstation are going on with their whole, "We're an entertainment ecosystem!"

Quaaludes is much less funny to say and spell now that I know what it means.

You make it sound like the viewers had something to do with this decision, but I'm not convinced we could have done anything about it.

GO TO CHURCH

Wait, what the fuck? Is X-Play still on?