This is only tangentially relevant and it's going to derail the conversation, but the jokes about ethics in games journalism really rub me raw. Sites like Kotaku and Polygon and IGN and countless others I could name really do have major problems with ethics (and have for years), and the kind of nasty, deceptive shit…

So M. Bison?

He takes one look at you, and you sink to the floor clutching your chest, unable to withstand the weight of his scorn.

The only potential positive to come out of Doom's wrath: the death of Gawker.

You're bringing a lot of things into this conversation that were never a part of it in the first place.

I guarantee that none of us missed the part about her being gay.

MEANWHILE IN SYRIA

VXIII isn't a number, is it?

God, yes. Why haven't we gotten more releases on Android?

Had Insomniac Games instead swapped out its garish palettes for shades
of black and white and dressed its hero in natty three-piece suits or
flapper dresses and incorporated a 1920s jazz-era soundtrack, it would
be nearly as relevant."

He's an unscrupulous bastard. There's not much more to him than that, but you could say the same about all the others.

I'm gonna get crucified for saying this, but the only way I know to refer to the Five Kids so far is Black Guy, Black Girl, White Girl, Gay Dude and Douche.

HOLY SHIT YES THIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME.

BINDERS FULL OF COMMENTERS

So it's not just me?

I was wondering why my comment on an eight-month-old article got a like today.

AHHHHH HA HA. His name's McWEENY.

I still don't understand why people are upset about that cartoon. Yeah, it's a nasty and goofy character of the President and his ears, but people did the same thing with Bush. As I recall, he was most commonly drawn to look like a donkey.

There's really nowhere else you can use as a setting. What, do you really think there are other cities?

Nothing ever has or ever will beat Casa Olé.