Or la Hambuergesa

Clearly, it’s Mario Andretti.

ChickCannibals.

Of course he’s a Republic-Can.

Expired code :-(

Expired code :-(

Cutler is least.

With Yakety Sax playing! Would have definitely changed the tone of it!

He makes me uncomfortable to look at, but not in a good way. For some reason makes me think of the horrible taunting bully you went to high school with who then tries to make syrypy nice at the 20th reunion.

Sister Jean took that one vow specifically to avoid having to deal with douchebros in such a manner.

Crack whores have more discretion and dignity.

The Colts have noted that the infant appears especially thin.

It’s unfortunate that only a man employed by a professional sports team long-term could be privy to this apparently widely-protected secret.

It’s Greek, means “empty the dishwasher”

Less uncomfortable than if he’d chosen Tenn, and she removed the sweatshirt.

“Pancakes”

The penultimate offensive lineman.

I’ve seen tons of dicks in Axe ads.

I don’t disagree, but he’s a juvenile so I’m rooting for him to avenge us all.

And, in that world, flags would fly at “double staff”, as opposed to half-staff.

It’s nice when they allow the elderly to be commentators.