I am highly offended. My family continues daily to work to nurse a small cat we got from a shelter in February, whose personality leads us to believe she was feral. The stunted little one additionally has kidney failure, ringworm, anemia, loses hair in clumps, is “special” in her ways, and we love her feisty little…

Dear Panama:

Sunken Place Bingo will now commence.

Fine enough quality parchment paper can be had at Dollar Tree!

I would PPV the shit outta that.

I see that all the countries produce Hispanic persons who share Everything, but who told them they could use the African drums in their worship?

At least they ‘shopped the tongues out.

ProTip to Jon: they do that so they can get a free bottle of mixer if they make it inside the stadium.

You stop through Starbucks for a Midnight Mocha frap and a steak wrap, as a palette cleanser.

A delicious crispy corn shell?

I’d like to reserve the clan room, please.

Yeah, it pinged for me when he said “dad” left when he was four years old.

$$$$$$$

Oh, he was definitely killin’ it in that orange fedora.

I doubt even Ben Affleck.

Classic Bevis and Butthead.

I’m beginning to wonder if his family was driving the train...

Stephen has matured into a patient, gentle lover, else he pops her.

The responsibility lies with us to separate a man from a role he played, and realize his profession is solely convincing his audience that he is an illusion which he is not.

No, I started at marshmallow and knew that wasn’t quite right...