Red suits her so much better than daffodil, too.

Isn’t it not the author Gilbert, but her SO who suffers from the cancer?

Okay, just sayin’, she ain’t sucking no dick with that mouth...

Her Mr. Mechanic looks a little swarthy for dad’s tastes, methinks.

The kids from Compton probably had $495 shoes.

Totally on-point, except you misspelled hawt.

There seem to be many more female-looking people in the photo than female-sounding names listed, but I’m not sure if that helps your theory.

He might have been fearful in anticipation of them shooting off a damn pirate cannon at every point scored.

Not wasted or wasted away enough for Irsay...

I hope it’s a girl bear.

I’m far from the social class to be invited to such an exclusive club, so I may not well understand the inner workings of the event, and it sucks that something was purloined, but are these patches like snowflakes?

Between this weekend and Indy at the end of the month, he’d have been rich, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

I realize that’s grammatically correct, but they “advertise it” (Sharpie on white poster board) as Elotes in these parts, and it’s the styrofoam cup of mayo, etc. with the de-cobbed corn for a dollar.

Elotes they call it in Chicagoland.

They’re real, so a startling juxtaposition with the rest of the klan?

Same reason dogs lick their balls; because they can.

I’ve used their site many times, and their promos are hard to manage, but this time all I get is “This voucher has expired”.

I’ve used their site many times, and their promos are hard to manage, but this time all I get is “This voucher has…

This is a good lesson for the children; the things you learn in college really do get used in real life later on.

Calling it now: Austin Hess drives a replica Smokey and the Bandit TransAm.