“The Coloreds” is how he phrases it out loud.

How can child under 13 “admit to consent”?

He beat up Jesus?!?

How the heck would you think it was Keith Urban, unless all the world’s flat irons broke?

An “act of discipline” does not rise, it would be a planful corrective consequence in direct response, and limited, to a specific behavior. To say someone “lost his temper, raising his voice in frustration/anger and may have even displayed physical dominance” to or around children are all potentially abusive. If I…

‘Cuz they needed ironi...never mind.

I’m surprised it took the Bears this long to trade Cutler.

I think Angie leaving for Taylor is the safer bet.

“If do right...”

Minnesota and their damned walleyes.

It’s upsetting to me that he is getting all sorts of attention for this; I wonder what would be the thing to do about that?

His dates seem well-done.

Sweet Jesus, they ran a train on old dude?!?

Needs moar shirt.

Gluten sensitivity is a very real and heartbreaking issue for many folks every day. I know this since one local grocery store has the laundry detergent aisle festooned with “Gluten Free!” placards.

Fella needs to learn when not to be Brawny.

You can barely see his horn!

I’m really not sure about the new low profile batting helmets...

Aw Jeez, I’ll go find out. If I’m not back in an hour you’ll have your answer.

There’s Old Comiskey and New Comiskey. After that, I’m done.