Here she’d been rumored to be unsinkable.

Poor kid is really desperate, reaching out to that sort of a coach.

Well, it did come from Jimmy...

This police report needs to be vigorously investigated. I refuse to believe a Ford Focus can go 73 mph.

Job security.

Real situational sparring for upcoming opponents has gotten out of hand.

I believe someone cut out a picture of that lady’s head and pasted it atop the Grim Reaper wearing a plunging faux-wrap top, as he is wont to do.

In reading the reviews, they seem to indicate they’re not sized well for adults at all, so maybe check the measurements and see if these can work!

In reading the reviews, they seem to indicate they’re not sized well for adults at all, so maybe check the…

He should have known they block all academic department calls.

I cut up some leftover grilled steaks and have them in the crockpot all day, stewing in beef broth. Low effort, won’t make the house stifling hot, and smells wonderful when you walk in the door. I will add some all dente pasta when I get home and Viola!

Subscription cities yet to be announced...hmmm, I wonder if it would do well in Cleveland?

“Would you rather we say you’re heavy...?”

He needs a makeover from the place that did the gay lover of the Orlando shooter.

But, no matter the degree of disappointment in their choices, I don’t think I’d prefer them to turn out crispy.

Watch it when using Alstroemeria; they’re a bit more “high maintenance” for long-term use. Alstroemeria provide a lot of delicate coverage, but the water gets putrid really fast. It’s great to aspire to change it out every day, but we seldom do, plus the bell-shaped blooms are somewhat fragile to keep handling so…

The mug shots look like duedbro circa 2014 and dudebeo dad circa 1982.

The kids will be simply stunning, as we always knew.

He’d still be up then, anyway.

Lindsay must have gotten a breast lift because her nipple tassles are now way low.

Is that a real thing? Like, if someone had two precious Border Collies at home she could get one and laugh her ass off every feeding time? Asking for a friend...