Guess who’s coming to dinner!

You’ll have to subscribe to Tidal to get hers.

The 8th trimester is a bitch.

That’s what the State Board of Ed-mandated interpreters are for.

Sprinkle a little crack on the body.

Here You Come Again breaks my heart as it reminds me of wishing for what I never should have when oh so young.

Late mother here; first at 35, then at 40, and everything was fine, but enough about me. Is Halle Berry’s dress or boobs or something very tilted in that picture or do I need a late day Diet Coke?

People, CALM DOWN! This obviously depicts a same-sex interracial couple while ballroom dancing and it was the fellow in the hat’s turn to dip the gentleman wearing the feather.

When I was a kid, we didn’t need fancy kits; we made our own scars! After we finished milking and churning, that is.

My driveway is so avant-garde.

It irks me that they set this begging page up to fund the Going Home Celebration or whatever they’re calling it when I would imagine this family has money since he was a professional singer and she is a former beauty queen. I can’t believe he’s not insured for burial costs, and the fans who want to make a gesture…

As of an hour ago (squicked out here) “As the family continues to cope with the news God decided for them, I want to say I am beyond inspired in their faith now even more than I was before. We are almost halfway to the initial goal I set and I’m hoping today we can raise even another $6000 more. The average…

You say that now, but cats are not done with you.

How discerning!

Just face it, this is the reason the term “We can’t have nice things” was coined!

M 18 year old gentleman Siamese began that habit a couple of years ago, which started me in the good habit of keeping my floors tidy, but also being unable to use bathroom rugs and mats.

Stop peeping on me!

It's good this boy is in a sport that requires he wear a helmet cuz he's real special.

Trying to kill all his followers...so Jim Jonesy, yet subtler.

I think she is fascinating and I hope one day we hear her “real” story. Interesting that he describes the babies’ temperment exactly opposite of her, and so much time spent on talking about preventing accidental drownings.