Um, because he’s an animal, and can’t read?

Yeah, shitty thing to do and for a kid to be victim of, but he’s nine years old and this is what ruined his belief in Santa?

They ask them to draw a “football”.

Nah, he's not that cute.

Foreword by Coach Sandusky.

Yessss...the pages of cheeses! That is beautiful; thank you!

It would be a multi-generational sharing with my kids at Christmas, if she still has it. I know my teen daughter would love the kitsch, but then would find some recipes she’d like to try. What fun!

I think that of lima beans.

I’ve never had a sister, and now I think I’ve found her! I did just email my mom (she checks once a week or so) to ask if she still has hers, and if I may have it at Christmastime. I may be hitting eBay for another, if not,

I’m going to my mom’s at Christmas. I’ll ask her now if she has it, and if I can have it. My daughter would split her sides with laughter at it!

1) Make them into tea towels,or one each on the edge of a pair of pillowcases.

My brother did that at the dinner table when my mother forced him to eat one pea...ONE PEA. Guess who never had to eat sweet peas ever again?

I was mesmerized by the bright red and white Betty Crocker Cookbook, which I remember clearly gave homemaker advice such as lying down on the kitchen floor for a 10-minute nap when you became exhausted from chores. It was the 1971 edition, and I found a picture of the cover, but I’d love to see the pages again on how…

Thank you for this. I get to be The Cool Mom for a little while with my 19 year old, who was impressed I even knew the title of his new game.

;-)

Maybe she misunderstood “psycho” to be an abbreviation.

I see it now; like those little ceramic tea cups.

Oh, ok. thanks. I knew the movie it was from, but I didn’t know sake was white like that. I am of The Oldz.

Aw, I bet his folks are so proud, and hers are so...dead?

I was following some of it (I took Jive in high school), but the part about the futon threw me off.