I never saw the movie pictured, but are they drinking milk at a bar?

In Canada?!?! I’ll have to see if my super-hot millionaire Canadian boyfriend can find out who did it. You don’t know him; he went to a different high school.

Musical instrument cases! That is all.

He’s a Weeble.

It’s not that he’s not McCown; it’s that he remains Johnny Football.

They’re saving it for huffing.

That statement usually comes a few years down the road.

Coach Schiano, is that you?

Gah, it's not like they lynched the child or anything.

The big orange cat seems to have eaten one of the dogs.

It was actually a Hail Josrph.

Come for the trick dog, stay for the howling.

I am SO NOT Google Imaging that.

Again and again.

Maybe a picture of a penis, beseeching someone not to cry.

By what wizardry does she use the internet?

He’s probably doody-breath. No, seriously, I bet his mouth stinks like shit.

It’s there.

Yes, but it’s the happiest she’s appeared around him in 5 years!

It’s heart-wrenching to look at the crowd and First Responders’ faces; they’ve apparently all gone pale with shock.