You were wearing peanut butter pants.

“Would you, could you, with a goat?”

Sadly, some Stupids may already be crowdfunding her insanity, so I don’t think the money angle can persuade her. The not-gay pizza and cake people came out ahead money-wise, at least in the short run.

It’s right below her nose.

A friend frequents the MN State Fair and claims that, until quite recently, they still had a full-blown geek show in the midway. Sadly, I tarried too long...

No, no, no: burnt out blender motor, fabric tangled irretrievably in blades, twisted elbow from trying to rein it all in, and positive it wouldn’t at all end up looking like the (hideous) modeled pair. In theory, a heavy-duty paper shredder. In reality, don’t aspire to look like that.

Until the end of time.

Honestly, I’m the mom of the poor sick child and they send these walking cesspools want to be in a room with my baby?!? Nope.

He dropped his purse :-(

Well, it is rightfully his.

Dammit! I long dreamed of having a baby with Mr. Keef, but now the name I wanted is taken.

Well, duh, if you love her, that is.

The Creepy Dude was Shelley Sterling and she sucked all their lifebloods so the squad remains at 9 this year. The End.

MKE FTW

Damn, I don’t think I’ve ever even had sex that good :-( Definitely cheesecake, though.

That’s a nice ring, but too bad it’s on the hand of a wizened old crone. /s

RIP pants

Any word on the wife and their two very young children?

“Big girl’s blouse” is my newest dis.

Well, then he wouldn’t have achieved his goal at all, would he have?