I’d hate to be last in the reception line at his wedding.

I’m holding back so many catty comments that I feel I’ve contracted feline leukemia.

Well, it was a reception area...

Spermbrows.

Regarding this Wilmer/Demi thing (God help me please to never, ever again feel compelled to type that word string), I believe that the voice inflection when reading “my fucking soulmate” makes all the difference.

Catharsis saved the children

Um, does “he” have a camel toe going on there?

Is this Dylann Roof’s dad?

You gotta look, Moon. It’s a really weird, almost full-finger blow job she does; the nose wipe is the least disturbing part.

Dammit, Book, there’s not a Sonic for under an hour here!

“Yeah, let’s not shop at Lids today, honey. “

Especially since Carlos and his mother were out for his birthday, I hope someone can do something nice (Kickstarter or donation or some such gesture) so that they can enjoy their time out celebrating together, and to reassure them that the great majority of people are not assholes.

I am so, so ashamed and confused as to why I do remember her.

I hope the baby comes out darkish.

I don’t condone violence, but his face is oh so punchable, so...

She’s got stones, that one.

He didn’t wait half an hour :-(

Tip Seis: Never trust Randos

Respekt

He must have used Panoramic.