This may be a hint of further action on the rumored break-up of her and her hubby.

So, I take it Farrah is busy today procuring both a flipper and a brow wax for her?

I always stay in hotels, the nicest that I can reasonably afford, and part of the fun of that is sampling the boutique-type toiletries they provide guests. The association of the scent or feel of them gets paired with the stay experience, so I will often purchase the brand used and transition through at home by using…

WON’T SOMEONE HELP THAT MODEL GET THOSE JELLYFISH OFF OF HER LEGS?!?

The least surprising thing about this story...his daughter’s name is Crystal.

Tempers can get a little frayed when they’re waiting to enforce the Sundown Rule.

Suckles.

Worst. “What I Did On My Summer Vacation”. Ever.

Sarah Conner taught him

I got carsick way before my family even knew it was a thing, and no drama was to be had in my staunchly Germanic family, so YMMV.

What if he ACTUALLY blew off his hand in a ploy to get them to...oh, never mind.

Was it the color of that center stone?

Schiano Man keeps a grip on the firework.

Will they make them sweep up after?

Ladies and gentlemen, your new Teen Miss USA!

I’d dread him bringing sub platters to every goddamned holiday meal.

Kobe’s been trained to smile nearly as well as the Terminator.

Pinky Ring Guy needs a bronzer intervention, else he’s had his head up somebody’s ass way too long.

I thought Tony Orlando wasn’t wearing pants for a moment there.

Toad’s complexion is more healthful.