We can all shut off our computers now.

What a delightful palette-cleansing story! Restores my hope in the humanity of sports figures.

She provoked the situation.

hot=/=in heat

Are we sure KW didn't just mis-recognize it as a household cleaning tool?

The prosecuting attorney gave them a stern admonishment to act nicely for a year before he would expunge their record.

You misspelled "paid" in your last sentence.

Bless his heart, but that pink is just too bright on his pedicure. For me. And I'm a lady.

I think Dumpster might be a more appropriate example.

Should've gone for 2.

Bro CK

Too bad he couldn't make it to his brother's wedding.

So, what'd he score for the hole?

Thanks for the heads-up, Sara! I'll order the nachos.

Do ladies in Arkansas generally have a number of them other than two?

And, he's got his wiener in his hand!

Perhaps Donda, an educator, actually died of extreme cringing: "We ain't gonna have no black comedians going up (on) stage spoofing the people that's working hard to open doors not only for black people, but (for) any creators, anybody that wants to add a contribution to the world"

Besides being an idiot, can someone please tell Mr. Green that the vertical stripes aren't working?

Apparently you are neglectful in that you do not will yourself not to have the miscarriage. "Alan Elliott of Baby Moses Dallas explained to KDFW that the mother could have avoided any criminal charges if she had taken advantage of Baby Moses laws by carrying the child to term, and then dropping it off at a safe baby…

When I took my now-18 year old son to get Gardisil several years ago (shut up, Jenny McCarthy), the Health Department Nurse kindly showed large graphic posters with photos of different sexually-transmitted diseases. Best. Birth. Control. Ever. You're welcome!