Bedbugs are a bitch.

Had.

Brainectomy scar?

He might want to start keeping his pencil behind his right ear for awhile.

I hope it feels like your balls itch all the time, and you get dick cheese smell under your fingernails and can't get it out, but I'm not bitter.

To be fair, shaving his back was not altruistic.

Still less crazy than Jenny McCarthy.

Found the Malaysian airliner.

They continue to be so. Signed, Velcro Mom

Mama on the pole=Green Card

Worst. Film. Crew. Ever.

If she'd only shoplifted at Macy*s or BonTon, she might have placed higher.

Well, that explains the blouse.

Dammit, what happened in hockey for the Friars?!?

May I retroactively change my name to "other"?

How very Song of the South-y!

Come to think about it
His name was... it was you.

I'd be mortified; I'm so Big Boned :-(

I'm sorry, all I got out of #11 was Contact High.