She finally became wise enough to attempt to flee.

You can tell it's a highly-paid professional's Wisconsin wedding by the fancy attire and the silvery flip flops.

8. You spell it Bro or Brah?

So...he dedicated his life to Satan?

Aw, so it doesn't work.

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Now I know where frail Frenchwomen keep their meds!

Dammit Freeman!

The guy in the bow tie had a Plus One.

No, no! They order all the HBOs to keep heathens from...I guess I don't understand the plan after all.

Dastardly.

I swear he sits in front of me every flight.

They have to lower the bar and give credit for trying.

This is all well and good, but may I have her skin, please?

Methuselah oversaw the ceremony.

*Ennui at the prospect of less lavender beverages.

Which end was the top?

I'm positive sure who it really is, but the eyes look like Paris Hilton.

If they tried to teach the kids to use a laptop with this sort of volunteerism, they'd never ever learn.