I think we win if our starter marriage was ahead of the curve.

Aaand, now he has PinkEye. Coincidence? I think not.

Oh my, but they are Fabulous!

Very squirmy.

The oldest Beckham boy is all like "Gah, Dad, you're totally so embarrassing!" as he turns his head away from the camera. Makes me feel like they've been raised a bit normally.

7.8, didn't stick the landing.

I don't speak Russian, but I think " frolics in the streets" is a really loose translation for "collapses in on it's own emaciated skeleton".

And a single toilet?

Good Lord, those are some heavy duty plungers.

Take away his Xbox for a few days.

The coach is his dad; I can see it in the eyes.

He's squinting to try to see something teeny.

He's a fanboy now, but how many horsies has he drawn during his forecasts?

Yeah, um, I've had a few facials, and I'm not really convinced that is the best positioning.

Um, duh, I don't talk to toes, so not a problem.

toe$

I was positive it was going to continue with "and a little man-on-man luvin'", but the quote ended too soon.

Dibs on "Groin Smell" for my band's name.

I'm positive they left some of the ad out during posting. It doesn't say here that she must also make the sammiches.