You are totes jelly. Sincerely, Canadian Prime Minister Gizzy.

When the pupils are blown like that, more than just love has died.

I feel so fancy! I eat there on some paydays.

I am incensed that Puff Diddy (or whatever) stole my grandmother's ring; the one we had her buried wearing.

Well, he's having a face cave-in, so there is that...

Commie!

"Hello, Power balance? I still can't jump any higher!"

I vote that Kanye just has sexy, sexy doorframes.

Sometimes it's best to see what the baby looks like before naming it. Any suggestions for the Jonas fahttp://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4649131527373338&w=253&h=157&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7mily?

I suspected that my mother didn't love me, and this seals the deal. Never once do I recall her fretting over what my storyline would be during the upcoming season.

It's pretty clear which of her girlfriend's fingers was in the stink.

But if $69.9 M went to Oxy, would that cheer you?

Note to self: Don't let Uncle Morrissey take the kids out for burgers.

They never listen...Quaker Oats, it's the right thing to do.

Thought it was his ex-wife's. Heard she'd moved into a nice big new trailer.

Some of her Favorite Things are: Walmart, Target, QVC, Sears, Zumba Fitness, Monster Energy, Yahoo, Maybelline New York, Pray for the Coal Miners from the Upper Branch Mine in West Virginia, Pert Plus, so I'm thinking it is her, yeah.

Wait-is that a real opal?!?

Don't be disrespectful; Lady's Foot Locker.

I see your bed, but not much else. It's too bad because I was hoping there might be a delicious chewy around I could steal.