I'm sorry, but something about pussy and penal in the same sentence...I'll show myself out.

You misspelled "months".

Wimmen have no place in sports discussions!

Andy Reid would have had the challenge flag on the ground before he hit.

I believe

Does it know when you've been bad, or good...?

You are either from Mars, or need to marry me and come to work all the stuff in my house. Those two options don't even have to be exclusive.

And bragging about it!

Honestly, I'm not seeing much support there.

I've heard the granddaughters, however, will let just anyone pull down their unbleached organic cotton diaper and see their goods.

They probably do, but they are so badly misspelled that it's hard to tell.

Yeah, if I sent my mom a picture of the grey felted one, asking if she could replicate it, I'm certain I'd get something more like the yellow lacy one.

Aww, Harry looks so pleased with those sausages.

HEIDI KLUM! Stop stealing my swag!

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, mf

Did Yoli Flores birth a monkey?

The grueling practice schedule was really cutting into his hair lining appointments.

I wish they'd hurry up and resolve this divorce so he could be single again*swoon*

This is every guy who contacts me through POF. He's 6'4", profile picture in front of somebody's Ferrari, and he's 37 years old.