It's a weather report.

They say money is an aphrodisiac

Rubber bracelets is where the real cure is at.

Be wary of those sideline blankets.

Finally, they do know the way.

Why do I suspect that sleepy time at Farrah's house always involves Benadryl?

I'm neither a doctor nor a NASCAR affectionado, but that gentleman tests positive.

Almost unnaturally white; as if it were bleached.

Yes, it sucks. Bless their hearts for asking me.

The cannon should start on the defensive line.

He has two outies.

I heard he has teeny feet.

Shouldn't two of those offset?

Is that the face-punched woman in the background?

So many, many girls crawling around the Jersey shore.

But fat old guys are always cool!

But, fat old guys are always cool!

But, fat old guys are always cool!

BREAKING: Christie has no appeal.

Bedbugs; they're not just for when you sleep on a high-falutin' mattress any more!