Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

God Big Papi is an obnoxious scumfuck.

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

8 or 8:30 or whenever I walk in the door until 4 or somewhere around then when I realize it’s time to go. It’s whatever, man.

Again, Beaver Stadium should be demolished, the earth it sat on salted and Penn State should never play a down ever again. Should. But nobody in Happy Valley or Indianapolis who ever was or will be in a position to do the right thing will ever have the decency to do it.

Penn State, once again proving why their football program should have been given the death penalty.

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

Not so good to prevent exactly that from happening.

How good is Lonzo? Because I assume everyone in the NBA is going to try and dunk on him because of his shitheel dad.

When that happens, it is usually a sign that the commercial breaks in the early parts of the half were not taken as often.

I dunno - currently I know that if I leave as soon as a team scores, I have time to take a shit, rub one out, smoke a bowl, and go buy more weed before a return to meaningful action. This might fuck with my Sunday rhythm.

Don’t be that guy.

If that’s the argument, though, why bother with seeding in the first place and just instead have a random draw?

Yes. Thank you. I’m aware of how tournaments actually work. But if Wisconsin was a 5 seed, they would not have met Villanova until the Sweet 16, as opposed to the second round. A team that has earned a number 1 seed should not have to face a team as good as Wisconsin in the first weekend with nothing more than a…

The committee seriously needs to do a better job of seeding, and turn to shit other than RPI/who-did-you-beat as criteria when seeding teams. The primary factor in seeding teams ought to be, uh, HOW GOOD THE TEAM ACTUALLY IS, and things like RPI and strength of schedule and quality wins only tell you so much. …

So Tebow had 3 ABs yesterday and managed to create 5 outs. He just does more with less.

MLB should change the strikeout rule and immediately ring him up instead of wasting everyone’s time by forcing the pitcher to throw three pitches.

It was about... water? I think?