So the more people who enter, the less of a chance you have to win? This is mind-blowing, captivating information.

doesn't matter, point is even if you believe you can be great at something without talent, those who have it and put in the same effort will be greater. sure not everyone needs to be no1, not every job requires only the best, but there's a obligatory analysis and weighing involved in deciding whether or not you should…

These girls are really in a tight spot here. New York is infamous for its lack of hotels.

Fixed.

You keep using division and conference interchangeably, and I really don't like it.

I don't see what would be wrong with people saying that. It's a perfectly valid point after you watch something like this. All along we keep reading shit (especially on this site) about how the reason he hates press conferences us because he's uncomfortable in front of the cameras or uncomfortable with all the…

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

It's a fucking joke you fucking idiot. Do you know what website you're on? Welcome to Deadspin. I usually try not to respond to dumb greys but Jesus Christ, man.

Try to watch Eli Manning and not slam your head into things.

And what looks like a pink Bane mask?

What's up bear, how you doing. I'm Mark Walberg, I produce entourage. So you live in the woods. What's up with that? We should do a movie together. Alright, say hello to your mother for me.

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

Mac: "But Perry's shenanigans are cheeky and fun."

A) What the fuck does that even mean? That's terrible english.
B) Sean Avery is a dickhole off the ice, and a below average player.

Yes, you lowing moron, that is exactly what I am telling you. Different leagues have different policies when it comes to taking video. The NBA, for example, could not give less of a shit about people ripping video and putting it on the internet. The NFL used to not care that much, but has gotten more persnickety…

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

I kinda feel bad for Oscar. Since he has to lie and tell everyone this was all an accident, he can't even brag about the awesome line he said right before shooting her: "you've been on the toilet so long, you must have die-arrhea!" It'll probably make it into the movie version though.

"Villanova" is also a coffee flavor at Starbucks.

Well Derek, you may be rich, famous and get to have sex with many beautiful women, but I'll always have this diorama I made of you being rich, famous and getting to have sex with many beautiful wom- OH WHAT THE HELL DEBBIE I SAID KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY STUFF

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