Forget about the games, how is this OK for anyone anytime???

I think me actually pitching the ball to her didn't help. Nor did the bat throwing.

Works opposite when you bring home your first boyfriend.

Well if you had stuck with pulling baseballs out, you might have been okay.

now, kid, cut a hole in the bottom of your bucket of popcorn...

I'm confused. It says the game was in Texas, but her hair is like a normal girl's.

The middle one is cute. The one on the right? Yikes.

Wow you took the joke way too seriously. Me thinks you got some of your own issues to work on.

Not Shown: The ball had written on it his home address, along with the note "My mom doesn't get home from work until 6."

So he wrote his # on the first ball, right?

"I used to do the ol' hidden ball trick all the time with Sheryl Crow"

Hey, good move kid. She'll probably remember this moment forever, for...ev...vour, FOR...EV...VOUR.

This girl in my fantasy baseball league asked me if I would trade "Puig for BJ", I said yes..only to find out later that she was talking about Upton. I was so bummed.

if he really wanted to impress her he should have bought her another one of those $9 beers

The dad is the best - bursting with pride.

Ok, this is just bad journalism. If you watch the video the announcer says that the third base coach gave him a ball earlier. So the origins of the ball are NOT unknown. The little boy gave him the first foul ball he got to the lady.

dude in the red shirt is thinking, "How come they don't complain about the age difference when he hits on her?"

No, this will lead to predators flying over the USA regularly. Welcome to 1984.