You are a one woman USO tour. Bless you.

Are you Maude Lebowski?

Salute.

I mean, you really don't think a sports business reporter could be, y'know, reporting sports business news, instead of drawing a six-figure paycheck to rephrase PR emails?

Seems like it was a pretty interesting demonstration but I would have much rather heard the whurr of the Blackhawk and little birds instead of that awful music. Yikes.

The AP has a specific list of cities that stand alone in datelines. The Concourse does not.

Your examples suck. Charleston is the capital of West Virginia.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

It's disrespectful to Charleston, West Virginia to refer to Charleston, South Carolina simply as "Charleston." Obviously, a gaggle of BC bros wouldn't descend on WV, but still...

For reasons lost to me, ABC is either unwilling or unable to force affiliates a 16:9 SD letterbox. Fox did it years and years ago, but ABC still makes everything 4:3 crop safe.

You stick to soap operas. We'll stick to motorsport.

Watch the GIF or video. Now you know what an eephus pitch is. You just learned something! The internet's great.

Oh, great. Now he's breaking the unwritten rules of physics.

Look, Mr. or Ms. Pedantic Asshole:

Right, which is why I said "sentiment." Smart ass.

While I'm not Canadian, I just can't get behind the sentiment. I've never understood the fan who roots for a rival simply because they're "in our conference/division." I wish ill will to all my team's rivals.

that is not giant. this is giant

Q: What kind of an idiot jams on their brakes on a two lane highway with no shoulder where one lane is already blocked by a car that had an accident?

A: The kind of idiot that pilots 99% of cars on the road.

People just don't think at all when they're behind the wheel.

While the video is funny, does this news station have nothing better to do than troll drug USERS and not drug DEALERS? If this happened in larger metro areas, I'd have an awful lot of embarrassed friends and a shit ton of explaining to do to my parents.

Huh. I expected something a little more clever, maybe a bit funnier, from that particular media outlet.