Indonesia has a lot in common with the Mets, they also give two days of paternity leave before the newborn has to return to work.

This is about the only time you'll ever see, 9 out of 10 next to JR Smith's name.

Does that gif not make it look like a total flop? I don't know how hard he was skating into it - but it couldn't have been that hard, he's so close to the wall. And the ref's arm just crumbles. Not trying to pick on the guy but that reaction looks a little over the top.

The commissioner sounds like a total "eh" hole.

Perhaps she should've gone through Dave Chappelle's School of Congressional Hearings

I'm not trying to be insensitive, but it seems really odd and kind of maudlin to have a memorial at the park for a guy that fell over a railing.

The police should have realized that the beanbag is the natural ally of the college stoner.

Here's your chance BMW. Make a Range-Rover beater. I want it huge, aggressive looking, very off road capable, and powered by your standard turbo V8.

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

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Works kind of like boot camp. If one guy screws up, punish them all. Everybody who wasn't guilty will make sure the guilty party does not do it again.

In Soviet Russia, go euthanize yourself, this meme got old decades ago.

i am a Turk and believe me, no Turkish person with the right mind supports Erdoğan. Turkey is seperated into 2 sides. it's either you're with him or against him. there is no one in between. and most of young and educated people are against him of course, he banned twitter and it was a huge shame, the whole world's…

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

Who hurt you?

It's a good thing this is limited to MLB.com and doesn't extend to the media at large. It sure would be distressing to think that a large chunk of media reports news through the filter of the powers that be, possibly to not lose their access. Yes, that sure would be a bummer if it wasn't a hypothetical and it was how…

Look at that face on the brother in front, in the frozen video in the post. That too is priceless. Setting it up my man! Setting It Up!!

That grin by the security guard in the background is fucking priceless.