Sean, given the ESPN-level polishing you gave to Andrew Wiggins cock earlier (to summarize: LOOK HOW GOOD HE IS INSTEAD OF ME REPORTING ON HOW WEST VIRGINIA JUST BEAT A SUPPOSED ONE SEED) it's absurd for you to call out this kind of behavior

YAWN

Seriously, identify the guilty parties and throw them to the (Sudbury) Wolves.

Even if they are innocent of the charge, the players should never have got themselves in that situation. Nobody should be playing college hockey in Canada.

[sweats]

Porno Video Killed the Radio Star

Rival station KBNR has no such restriction.

I LOVE the writers who think it is cool and ironic to call attention to someone's white skin and big bank account like they are bad things.
You guys rock!!!

I imagine the current Pope swagged out in Bermuda shorts and an Argentinian jersey when the Cup starts this summer.....Ditch the vestments for a day and party like it's 33 AD.

So this is probably a bad time to tell him that the Holy Grail is actually just a metaphor.

This should come as no surprise, as the Hand of God has always been involved in South American soccer.

They're saying that because they can't admit to the real reason. Hint: it also involves world youth, and balls.

Pictured, former emperor Palpatine.

I bet that guy's teammates are fucking pissed at him. He hit that guy with the ball knowing a shitstorm would erupt and then he kinda hung his teammates out to dry.

KD's new shoe comes out today, the Aunt Pearl, that is named after his late aunt that passed away from cancer. A portion of the proceeds from the shoe go to a cancer charity. Good luck getting them though as a limited edition, b/c why would Nike make more inventory if some of the proceeds go to charity?

Hell yeah. More like this. Down with institutionalized cynicism.

Here's A Story About Richie Incognito Beating A Really Nice Dude

No Heat jersey?

Your first two, 100% correct. But FUCK Day Light Savings. Not changing the clocks is the one thing AZ does right.