She called her sister a r*tard..

This article reminds me of that West Wing episode where Josh gets all bent out of shape because some White House employee wears a Star Trek pin to work. It’s not technically against the rules but he wants her to take it off. There are long speeches about how it’s inappropriate and it ends with Josh telling the…

Wait a couple days.  There’ll be a 3:00 a.m. tweet where he completely changes position again.  It’s what he does.

Billy Bush deserved what happened to him. He didn’t just laugh along. He participated in the sexual harassment of the soap opera actress that showed up to greet the bus. The “dude, look at your girl.” and the aggressive way he verbally demands the actress kiss Trump and the way he shoves them together as they walk…

But we also make it difficult for low income women to obtain birth control so that they don’t have unintended pregnancies.  And TRAP laws make it difficult to end unwanted pregnancies.  So this is what happens.  Women who are not in any position to care for babies end up having pregnancies forced on them and then we…

Didn’t John Oliver debunk this claim? It’s been awhile since I’ve seen the episode but Miss America claims to be the nation’s largest provider of scholarships but what actuallly happens is a contestant has a choice of four different scholarships but she can only choose one. Once she’s chosen, the other three are no…

Japanese Prime Minister is like “Why are you guys even bothering with this idiot?”

It’s not the hands Trump is upset about, it’s the fingers. He was called a “short-fingered vulgarian” and he responded by occasionally sending tear sheets of his photo to Grayson Carter (who was affixed the label to Trump) with his fingers circled proclaiming they were not short. Obviously, Trump is worried that we…

I’m so sorry you’re going through this.

My take?

Harry to his son:

Okay, I’ll be that person. Neville Longbottom was a Gryffindor, not a Hufflepuff.

Or you could just use these: Clorox Scrub Singles.

I live in Los Angeles and take public transportation regularly. There have been times, while sitting on the bus, that I’ve heard six or seven separate languages being spoken. Russian, Spanish, Mandarin, Korean and English tend to be the most popular but given the tourist aspect of Los Angeles, I’ve heard just about…

Oh god, yes. At my uncle’s wedding, I was an usher and my sister was a bridesmaid. As she was about to go down the aisle, her 3-year old son, who was the ring bearer, tugged on her dress. When she turned around, he said “I changed my mind. I’m not going to do this.” And then plopped down on his tuxedo covered…

Perhaps, but she’ll probably pop up again when/if Meghan gets pregnant.

I lived less than a mile from where Richard Speck killed those seven Filipino nurses. In case you’re not familiar with the story, he broke into an apartment that eight Filipino nurses shared, killed six and raped and killed a seventh. The eighth nurse survived by hiding under a bed. It was one of the first big spree…

Well, I wasn’t talking about everyone getting caught, just some people. It has happened in the past, where people have been arrested.

I wouldn’t be so fast to condemn this guy. This isn’t the first time money from an armored truck has flown out of the back and they have managed to sometimes track down people who helped themselves to its contents. Sometimes, banks write down the serial numbers of the bills they’re depositing, the numbers go in a…

Martha Stewart was not sent to jail for refusing to answer questions. In fact, the opposite is true. She was sent to jail because she lied to investigators. She was convicted of conspiracy (she conspired with her stock broker to lie about why she dumped her stock), obstruction (obstructing an investigation by…