I forget who suggested it but someone said the best way to read Kanye’s tweets is to imagine them being said by the Tracy Morgan character from 30Rock. It works for me.

In addition to the reasons why a judge would order both sides to refrain from showing support, I’d also like to add that, generally speaking, the judge can pretty much do whatever he wants in a courtroom, as long as it’s legal. They are basically dictators and can order everyone to stand on one leg if that’s their…

Not sure if you’re serious or not but I’m going to assume this is a sincere question. When people refer to posts in the “greys they are talking about posts that haven’t been approved yet so the color of the text is grey as opposed to black. These posts are pending and you have the option of hiding them if you don’t…

When was the last time Giuliani even practiced law? Has he kept up with the profession. Law is not static, it changes. And when you’re involved in a case at this level, you’re not going to be able to compete against someone whose been at the top of their game for several decades and you been busy being a has-been…

I don’t know. Maybe things have changed but back when apartheid was a thing, there was a movement to get corporations and colleges to divest from investments in companies that traded or had operations in South Africa. It was successful enough that it is believed the economic hit South Africa took from this campaign…

that are extremely racist, ant-Semitic, homophobic, sexist and hostile to people with disabilities,” according to university chancellor Kent Syverud.

I suppose it depends on your definition of money. John McCain’s father and grandfather were admirals in the Navy and it was the connections that allowed McCain to continue flying even after he crashed a plane (the Navy usually grounds a pilot after they’ve crashed one plane cuz those suckers are expensive) and caused…

That’s interesting because when I visited (over 10 years ago, at least), you had to wait in line to get in. My friend was living in Amsterdam at the time and, since this was a place everyone wanted to see when the visited so it meant she had already been numerous times, just dropped me off, making sure I had a book…

“Luca Malaschnitschenko”

I kind of want her baby to get a crying fit during one of the votes. Where they just wail for no apparent reason.

Or John McCain, who was born in Panama.

I live in Los Angeles. Maybe it’s catching on in other places. It had been awhile since I’d had KFC (a few years) so I don’t know when they started doing it.

We do this all the time, though. We still say “hang up the phone” even though we’re now just clicking a button. Or “roll down the window” when we just a hit a button. Or when something is similar to something else, we say it’s a “carbon copy.” Maybe someday these phrases will go out of use but some stuff will hang…

Eh. It’s not that far of a stretch to consider Trump a traitor. If Trump did collude with agents of Russia to commit election fraud, that could definitely be defined as treason. And it’s not like there hasn’t been plenty of evidence to suggest that Trump himself, not just his aides, worked with or encouraged…

I don’t know how new this is but I recently ordered from KFC and they threw packets of fry sauce in my bag for my fries.

Regular mayonnaise is made with eggs, whether you make it at home or buy it in the store. Whole Foods (and most other grocery stores) offer a vegan version of mayonnaise that is made without eggs. That is probably what you’ve been purchasing.

Evidence produced at trial is decided on by the judge if the parties disagree about its relevance. I don’t know enough about the Michael Brown case to comment but, in OJ’s case, some of the evidence, like his history of domestic violence, was excluded because it was deemed prejudicial. They also excluded OJ…

The most egregious salary discrepancy story I had was my first ever “real” job (non-fast food job). I started out as a clerk typist in the Loan Department of a bank. Right after I got hired, we got a new supervisor, a woman, who was amazing. She saw my potential and started mentoring me, giving me more and more…

You wouldn’t be barred from a jury for knowing who Bill Cosby was. You wouldn’t even be barred from a jury for knowing all the dtails of what he’s been accused of. Despite what you know, if you believe that you can make a presumption of innocence and look at the evidence objectively, and the judge and prosecutor and…

My favorite tweet about this (for some reason it won’t let me upload a screenshot, I don’t know what I’m doing wrong):