“I’m never going to change who I am.” This guy is going to be so upset by what happens to him during middle age. 

Silverstein and Seuss are trash! Here’s the only good poem for a kid to memorize. The opportunity to say “dirty dinky” five times in front of the class is fantastic motivation. And the ending is a mind-blower.

Props:2 bowls, pot, serving spoon

Wait, I thought they were gonna fuck?