Your dad sounds like an asshole.

Seriously, this is starting to look intentional - like he’s going for the pity vote.

Ironically, I won a bet on this decision.

*whom

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

I’m glad puns weren’t on my wife’s dealbreaker list.

BUY LOCAL!

Clearly, you know nothing about the science behind actual time travel. 88 MPH is a very important figure in flux-capacitor based time travel, as it is the lowest factor of C allowing for a 1.21 GW temporal-capacitive reaction. Time travel could certainly be achieved at a lower factor of C, but it carries an…