Exactly. Bregman, Springer, and Altuve (sorry I’m a big Astros fan) have actually won something in their careers and done great things in the playoffs whereas Harper hasn’t done anything in the playoffs. To me, he’s a very good player who can’t throw a helmet towards a pitcher to save his life.

That’s a clown offer, bro

FMK: Joe West, Joey Crawford, Jeff Triplette

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

I chase French fires

Is that you, Dee?!

The kid or the SUV?

The second biggest cup of her life.

Damn it, guys. It’s Cncinnati.

Step 1) Hire Becky Hammon away from San Antonio.

Eustachian Too-Bad.

It’ll take Red Panda some time to get used to her new unicycle, however, as the one the Warriors gave her is larger than the original. How much larger? Somewhere in the neighborhood of a 3:1 ratio.

I could understand taking a single unicycle, but two? One wheelie must like like unicycles.

i can’t help but think that Russell Westbrook answers the question “what if Steve Smith had played basketball instead of football?”

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

I will now buy a van, just to have that pic painted on the side.

Let’s remember some guys!

When I was in middle school and got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue my parents thought I was the reincarnation of Fred Merkle.

I assumed that it was only one, but he burnt his hands because he kept trying to do it before it was cool.