It can’t help that the Special Olympics was founded a half century ago by Eunice Kennedy Shriver, sister of John, Bobby, and Ted. I’m not sure Trump knows who these people were at this point, he doesn’t seem to know the names of his own children (except for beloved Ivanka) but I bet ol’ Bets does.

Here comes yet another aspect of the bad old days. My dad cried today when he heard this news. His older brother had a high fever as an infant back in the forties, he has the functioning intelligence of a 12 year old. Because of this, my uncle was never allowed to go to school. Never allowed to work, and because of…

What is $18 million to our federal government? 0.0000001%? This is just pointless spite from a festering turd of a human being.

FUCK OFF BETSY!!!!!

Yes! She was in the Culver City troop!

And Tori Spelling has a small part a a non-Beverly Hills scout. I LOVE this movie and saw it in the theater when I was 12.  Probably one of the first times I was dropped off at the movies with my friends. 

I partner with a local gay bar to host a Girl Scout cookies and cocktail event to benefit my daughter’s troop. This is the fifth year we’ve done it, and this movie is on rotation for the ENTIRE day until the crowd shifts at 8 p.m. and they go back to watching old workout videos from the 70s and 90s pop classics. All…

Shake the maaaan’s hand, and let’s be AWWNN OUR WAY.

I have so many questions now that stem from 'revolt at Girl Scout summer camp.'

Officer, stop that girl! She’s stealing the scene!

I went to Girl Scout camp every summer for a number of years. I remember a revolt that ended in us watching Troop Beverly Hills two extra nights. I loved this movie.

Can I just say that I’m ashamed that I forgot about this iconic scene:

You don't see that kind of real talk in kid's movies now. Yet another reason why this movie is awesome.

Wait, actually I transcribed it while working on this article:

I didn't hear her complaining when she was spending the Muffler Man's money!

It was so tough, because this outfit is so similar to the gold-lined cape, which is so wonderful, and I didn't want to have them BOTH right at the top, but THIS WHOLE THING WAS LIKE CHOOSING BETWEEN MY CHILDREN. :((((((((((

She was a stay at home mom and wife. But she did coupon clip Freddy's way through law school, only for him to become Nefler the Muffler Man.

I'd move the green satin cape to the top ten. Maybe even top five.

The haughty way that she taps her hip? It is everything. So stylish yet frugal.

I believe Jenny Lewis' outfit/facial expression in this particular scene deserve some sort of honorable mention, despite this list solely focusing on Shelley Long.