Fred Flintstone should be so lucky!

Maybe it needs extra grip!

Pro tip.  Don’t live somewhere where there are electrical outlets in the parking lots for your battery and dipstick heaters.   Great place to be FROM.

Some people just want to watch the world their face burn.

On contrary, Comrade! There have been many excellent advances in Electric Flip Book technology! Many pages now!

I hear “decadent” and my mind goes right to hedonism bot.

He died as he lived, with angry hateful screaming supporters.

I’d sooner drive an A-bomb.

He’s bringing a pillow to a legal gunfight.

Choke on them and die

MAGA TEAM UNITE! TAKE FORM OF WHATABOUTISM!

Hide the keys is old school dealership bullshit.

Depends on the year, right? a ‘70 Dart could do it in a straight line, eventually.

Concept cars often feature ideas that never make it into reality.

Nah, they’d do it right but a majority would be sold with a sludgy, underpowered V6 with a crap interior

Here’s the plan. Announce that you have hired me, a complete industry outsider to revamp the entire image of Chrysler. Make it international news how innovative and out-side the box I am. Then tomorrow when the fact that 90% of my posts on Jalopnik have been either fart jokes or Beavis and Butthead GIFs. Make…

Only sold as a used car. Perfect. 

V12 diesel manual wagon, brown.

Mine would have a 2.7l ecoboost.