Nah, they’d do it right but a majority would be sold with a sludgy, underpowered V6 with a crap interior

Here’s the plan. Announce that you have hired me, a complete industry outsider to revamp the entire image of Chrysler. Make it international news how innovative and out-side the box I am. Then tomorrow when the fact that 90% of my posts on Jalopnik have been either fart jokes or Beavis and Butthead GIFs. Make…

Only sold as a used car. Perfect. 

V12 diesel manual wagon, brown.

Nissan is about nine months into an aggressive turnaround plan that involves more CVTs, even more floating roofs, and a bunch of sedans uglier than the next. (Plus a new Frontier every 20 years)

Mine would have a 2.7l ecoboost. 

Hold out for the real McCoy. Like a Biturbo.

“Am I a joke to you?”

Believe me even when you have two kids you are better off with a minivan. you eventually drive grandparents around with you and the minivan is the only option where they can actually get in the back seats. When you take that road trip to the beach or travel for christmas and thanksgiving you need all that cargo space.…

Their lack of vision is not my problem, monsieur....

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Now THIS is the Jalop answer.

Dear Upper Peninsula of MICHIGAN: F*ck Off.
Signed, Alaska. 

America special! We set our own perceptions of reality and pretend the rest of the world doesn’t exist for context! 

“If You Can Read This, Please Tell The Driver What It Says.”

To be fair, they’re an Italian company

This is exactly it. Buyers get what they pay for, just as it is in most places. If you want high quality manufactured goods from China, you just have to pay for them. I mean, iPhones are built in China and you don’t see anyone complaining about them being cheaply built.

YourPillow. Go full troll.

OK, I may stay thoroughly gray for this, but here goes: I’m much more impressed by David walking away silently from Ms. Greene than I am with him starting a pillow fight with a loony.