My car has 52 HP, Aaron.

And here I though they were bringing down the evil pedophiles and the deep state...are you suggesting Q is spreading nonsense?

Those slacks make her look like she’s wearing adult diapers. Not a good look.

Sure, with “fuel savings” and “tax credits”, it’s $25k.

If he were smart he wouldn’t have been in this mess

If he were smart, he’d have all of his assets in an offshore irrevocable trust account that pays him just enough to live comfortably in a non-extradition country beachfront condo.

It is either that or British Reality Show gigs. I think we all know what is the more career preserving move there.

How low in your “celebrity career” do you have to be to want to be the “surprise host” on a seven hour flight? 

Maybe right around the “game show host” level?

Paul Hogan or Yahoo Serious?

I’m sure Erik Estrada would love to get off the 2am infomercial circuit.

I’m, like, a super good actor. I’m just doing this to put food on the table because I haven’t been, you know.... discovered yet? Plus they give us free snacks! So it’s, like, a win-win!

it’s gonna be Carrot Top or Yakoff Smirnoff

Both you and hoser68 make excellent points.

If I had $55k available for a toy, I’d buy a  used 911 newish Cayman.

Only $6800! 

Dude, I’ve lived in that world of “trying to satisfy a public that doesn’t know what it wants” for over 25 years. I work in nuclear power.

If I had a $55,000 budget for a toy, it would be very tempting to splurge another $10,000 or so to get a C8 Corvette that will run circles around the Supra.

Even if exclusive, these games come out buggy,

Almost looks like the 1000 chimps banging away at typewriters, writing Shakespeare, took a break to do some Kinja.