Here I’ve watched someone fill up their truck and the plastic gas can in the bed of their truck while the engine is running and they’re smoking a cigarette.

I mean, that really all depends on how long the drivetrain warranty is, though.

Does that have duallys in the rear? Or are those just, like, 1000mm wide rear tires?

Fans being “part of the ownership” is how Star Wars got out of control. Pretty much every nutjob with half an idea for a science fantasy novel could write to George Lucas and ask for branding.

So what you’re saying is that everyone is expecting some kind of high fantasy epic adventure, but it could just as easily be an elvish family sitcom set during the golden age of Gil-Galad? Or a buddy cop drama depicting the early days of Sauron’s cult of Morgoth?

Decadent American Capitalists with your computer animation and cooked potatoes. In Mother Russia, we have flip books and raw turnips! And flip books have only one page!

I admittedly don’t read many (read: any) DC comics, but I kind of thought Black Adam was already a villain?

It’s a classic catch-22. They buy into the whole “in cases of rape, women’s bodies have ways of shutting that down” hypothesis, so if she’s pregnant, it can’t possibly have been rape. Also, I heard she was wearing a short skirt and was drinking at the time, so she was practically asking for it. It probably never…

Those platforms have advertisers to be responsive to, and those advertisers have their own ideas of what messages they do and do not what to be associated with.

every winter I’d be over there fixing an outlet or switch that had gone wonky because the wires contracted and gapped. She sold it as is with a disclaimer about the wiring.

He and I didn’t have different political views. He had vastly different ideas of morality, where denigrating women, members of the LGBTQ community, POC, and Michael J. Fox of all people, simply for the fact of existing and wanting to be heard, was a positive act and something to be celebrated.

it’s amazing how many self-described libertarians have gone hard flirting with fascism over the past few years. 

I assume Rush is faking his death for publicity as well. Nothing juices book sales quite like the author going toes up.

My mom’s last house was only about 40 years old and had aluminum wiring.

not those shitty pillows he puts out.

A lonely housewife, a knock at the door, and unexpected pizza delivery, yada yada yada, roll credits.

I mashed the NP button.

I can’t wait until my state starts requiring businesses to do business with tobacco companies because, I dunno, history or tradition or some shit like that.

Well, judging by my house for a week or so in May I think it was? You can make do without TP. It ain’t easy, though. I threw out a lot of shop rags that weren’t worth trying to salvage.

As a card carrying member of the International Fraternity and Sorority of Lawyers, Politicians, Leeches, and Other Bloodsucking Parasites (IFSLPLOBP - say “If Slip Lob”), I demand you stop associating these people with us and that you retract this statement.