thanks, now I have to clean coffee out of my keyboard.

I was browsing new cars, as one does, and saw a new 2020 white Miata for sale at my local Mazda dealer and thought “huh, I wonder”. So I went to the dealer’s website and poked around, and their only description was white with red interior but no further information. And my curiosity piqued even harder.

Only if she starts the movie in glasses and a ponytail

Yeah. I can’t tell if he’s blasting Republicans, neocons, Arab dictators, or all of the above with that. And it’s his boy that’s been glad-handing with those same dictators over the past four years.

I wish somebody thought I was credit-worthy enough for a $250k loan at 0% interest and no timetable for repayment.

Tucker. Bring back future thinking. And three headlights.

I’ve been on the bike once without a helmet, just to see what it was like. Did not like it.

I feel like maybe they would have an easier time explaining a four year sabbatical backpacking through Europe than spending four years working for the trump administration. Just leave a resume gap and make something up that’s inoffensive and unfalsifiable.

“MY HUB’S NOT TOO LOUD, YOU’RE TOO OLD!”

So if somebody shouts at me “hey brah, loud hub you got there!” it’s actually a complement?

Where’s that Ian Malcolm meme when I need it?

I had/still have a pair of leather gloves from when I had my Softail. That’s the only HD branded merch I’ve ever owned. That and a t-shirt that the dealer gave me when I bought the bike. “Now that you’re a Harley guy, you need to collect t-shirts from dealers, this’ll get you started.”

“You know, I really want an AWD convertible that seats four, but Jeeps are just too played out and lol at anybody who would buy an out of warranty Range Rover with extra complications. What I need is a used Nissan crossover convertible!”

Well, yeah, but for just a moment they’re thinking about how weird the car is, and not about how many kids the driver diddled.

Having driven a Murano, you and I must have very different ideas of what “fun” means when it comes to cars.

Giuliani recently admitted that one of his “associates” did send an email asking for the fee but he was unaware of it at the time and he “never had a single expectation of being paid a penny.”

You’re not going to get dentists and accountants onto Groms. At least not Honda Groms. Now if HD licensed the Grom and slapped their own badge on it with a bunch of chrome accessories in the catalog, they’d be all over it.

Next they’ll kill off the mid-range models and lower-top range models on their path to consolidate everything into $50k SVO bikes and lifestyle gear.

Cue the concern from people with less time in service than my boots about showers and bathrooms and costs.

Somebody was on a deadline to get something, anything, to the executives for a decision. He was planning on leaving anyway because he was tired of designing Nissans, so he slapped together the most horrific thing he could think of out of things Nissan already had, more as a joke than as a serious design. It went…