Also, at my local grocery store, the four pack of Campbell’s tomato soup is six cents more expensive than just buying four individual cans. 

oh man I LOVED that book when I was a kid.

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Also a viable option.

I mean, yeah, it’s obvious that if a guy can’t teach someone how to use a can opener in six hours they had no business reproducing, but what’s done is done, and dude probably needs to take some parenting or pedagogy classes to up his game a bit.

Chicken noodle soup comes with a pull tab. Tomato does not.

“Here kid, take this wrench and rebuild the engine.”

simple physics will probably beat you to it.

I feel like we could trade you Donald Trump for Rob Ford’s corpse and come out about even.

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The guy selling “TRUMP 2020" merch on the corner of the Huddle House parking lot recently put up a big handpainted white bedsheet with “STOP THE STEAL”.

I drove from Morgantown to South Bend and hit a blizzard across Ohio that covered the tracks of the semi I was following by the time I got to them.

I was very disappointed that I got here and there were 15 or so comments already, and none mentioned the reliability of British electrics. Not even a crack about the Prince of Darkness building electric cars.

My dad had an MGB. He mostly drove his Pathfinder.

If there’s one group you want to trust with building a car run entirely on electrics, it’s the British.

Wow, he gave her a can opener? Awfully generous.

I mean, the vast majority of Final Fantasy games are linear, some just give you the slight appearance of being otherwise. XV and the two MMORPGs are the only ones that really aren’t. You could make an argument for the later parts of XIII, but honestly, I got so bored and confused at the first major open field that I…

yeah yeah, rub it in.

I picked it up because it was on sale for cheap. It’s moderately fun, it looks really good, the load times are great.

Like I said, at $70k+, you’re getting into some serious competition. More Jeeps are hard parked on curbs at the mall or are driving down a well-maintained macadam road to the glamp site than are conquering Moab.