Starred for “pool sucks.” SO BAD. MUCH SUCKING. WOW.

I would hve quietly started singing (or humming) Royals to see if it sparked anything.

Bet you the previous passenger was Rita Ora.

It’s no wonder that dingleberry Andrew Sullivan felt so uncomfortable.... All those women onstage, where are the men, when are we gonna be finished with this Ladies Nite so I can hear some men, why isn’t anyone talking about men’s needs instead, I don't feel represented.. . *squirm squirm*

“Maybe other operational costs [to cut] would be the beers on tap. Maybe the fact that we get taxi vouchers so people can take a taxi home when you get too drunk at work. There’s a lot of things you probably could’ve cut before cutting people’s jobs.”

When I look at all the vacations bloggers like Sincerely, Jules get paid to go on, I am just astounded. And also a bit jealous because, damn, isn’t that “job” nice.

I have a coworker who doesn’t eat anything dyed red (fruit snacks, licorice, etc) because of the red insect thing (he’s a strict vegetarian). I thought this was so odd so I looked it up. But I still didn’t get a clear answer - is this really still a thing?

Not to mention bee vomit.

Crabs, shrimp, lobster etc. are closely related to insects. Woodlice are actually custacean, but I have a feeling you won’t see them at Red Lobster anytime soon. What people consider a delicacy and consider gross is so arbitrary

What’s the difference?

Not to mention anal glands from a beaver.

Especially if it’s synthetically produced and/or comes from GMO mammals. I mean, is it any worse than concentrated bee vomit?

I’m not even gonna click on those links.

Sources tell us that Labaton Sucharow has reached out to former ESPN employees in an attempt to gather information that could be used in a potential class-action suit against Disney.

You have already eaten secreted beetle resin and ground up red insect hundreds of times throughout your life. What’s the difference?

Mansplaining to infinity and beyond!

Yep. Enslaved people couldn’t marry, vote, testify in court, or own property or guns, they could be beaten, raped, killed and sold. But at least they got room and board.

#NotAllSlaveholders

I don’t remember who tweeted it, so I apologize for not giving credit, but there was a tweet last night along the lines of...

So, if I’m following Bill’s “logic” (or lack thereof, really), it’s cool for Americans to not be free, as long as the government provides food and shelter for them.
And here he had us all thinking conservatives dislike big government.