You also can’t kill games that were DOA.

You can lick the controllers to get a taste of the previous player.

While you are following this could I interest you in a pre-order?

Fun fact - Doom was made during the prepatch Bloodborne load screens.

What a selfless individual. You almost did it without telling the whole world, too!

OMG, these were the best ping pong balls I ever ate. A quick finish with a searing torch and they had just the right crust but that trademark, amazingly tender center. Just transcendent.

Really trying to shoehorn Joe Buck into this comments thread aren’t ya?

It’s not *that* complicated. It’s not like a full-on flight sim. It’s just that things can go south really fast if you don’t know how to do everything. Accidentally fire your gun near a station? Dead. Don’t quite know how to land on the landing pad? Dead. Fly too close to the sun and can’t figure out how to get your…

Could have been far worse. The porn could have also been called Splatoon.

No offense, but nobody wants to read your comments, especially when it’s longer than the actual article that Mike Fahey wrote. Try making it a few paragraphs instead of a wall of text next time.

We’ll get rid of rape culture right after we finish getting rid of the Satan-worshipping daycare operators.

Kind of crappy sales as pretty much all of these have been free or cheaper on the systems themselves. Still, nice to see them try. Kinda. Hope this continues. Hope even more they update prices when game prices drop. It’s weird seeing a disc sell for $10-20 and the digital code sell for $60 for so many games.

Kind of crappy sales as pretty much all of these have been free or cheaper on the systems themselves. Still, nice…

If someone wants to play, why can’t you just give them your iPad for a few minutes to let them play?

Blizzard doesn’t make games -  they make interactive narcotics

if you were a stockholder you would have been pissed if they didn’t cut the huge expensive gamble of making AAA videogames for the super low investment with super high returns VLT/pachinko machine industry. Pleasing the stakeholders over the consumers is exactly why they did what they did.

Nummetra sounds like an erectile disfunction pill.

HOT TAEK:

I̢҉̥͔̰̟̹͕̼́’̫̜̺͙̪̦́̕v̧̟̺e̡̖̤̥̱̠̼ ̞͙̟͍̻̭͎̮͘͡͡ń̹̠̟̗e̴͖̗̝͔͕͕̼͠͞v̰͖͠͝e̴̠͍̥͇͢r̵̯̹͝ ͎̜̼̰̗̠ṣ̶̝̥̯̻͕͙ȩ̦̥̥̰̱̣̲͞e҉̘̠n̢̡̬͙̰͓͉̞̦̳ ̸̙͙̲̣̼̺͍̭̣a̧̳̖͝͡ ̶͕̜͎̪̖̜͠ͅg̛҉̣͙̰̲͓̖l̡͏̭̬ì̼͙̳͔̣͔͢ͅt̙̟͝c̡̗̮͚̼̼̦͘h̨҉̣̠̼̻̠̲͞ ̛̯̙͙̲̞͔̩̘͢o̵̱̩̩n͞͏̟̮͔ ͇̲̬̤̲̰͡K̝̥̗̻̻̖̝̀͠o̷̖̯̱̜̣̪̗t̜̗͓͕a̵͍̹͘͡k͏̧̞̣̝̲̬̰͕͎ͅų̛͎͇̭̩̀.̷̹̮͟

Hey, it could be worse. They could have called it the sWIItch.