Jesus, you took this to heart. She seems perfectly healthy, I would not consider her fat. This is Deadspin, you make fun of Bills fans. There was no overarching narrative for society as a whole so get off your fucking high horses. Not only can she not be fat shamed bc she isn’t fat, but Im guessing she can’t be shamed…

I’d hit the ceiling with the cat.

I’d hit the ceiling with the cat.

You know what would really help?

If you walked outside right now and burned some fat instead of continuing to spew vacuous word vomit all over the comment section.

If you could burn that fat by setting yourself on fucking fire, that’d be preferable. I came to this thread for the OP’s body-shaming and somehow you an…

I work in .edu, any company-issued phone (or hotspot) has said unlimited data on VZ or At&t.

Guess you’ll have to find some other meaningless gesture to prove how tough you are to strangers.

I love playing Symmetra against people who underestimate her. Her primary attack fucking MELTS anyone and everyone when it’s fully charged. I’ve gotten a quad kill once with that sucker.

Jeez Amazon prime stop...giving me so much. I don’t deserve it

This is where they manufacture offendedness.

There’s no way to not offend someone around here. I’ve given up trying.

Beat it nerd

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

I lived in Reno for a thankfully short amount of time in the early ‘90s. The economy was good then, the Silver Legacy having just opened to great reception and with much fanfare, the Harrah Museum had just moved from a ratty warehouse in Sparks (“Reno’s not quite hell, but you can see Sparks from there” was a popular…

Maybe I should stop blasting and keeping tempo with Megadeth while brushing.

Maybe I should stop blasting and keeping tempo with Megadeth while brushing.

No, you can literally just use an auxiliary audio cable to plug in to them. Or a 3.5mm to RCA stereo adapter.

No, you can literally just use an auxiliary audio cable to plug in to them. Or a 3.5mm to RCA stereo adapter.

Where do you put the weed?

Where do you put the weed?

A Dremel and a grinding bit an solve that issue wether you use it on the Console or the fat fingers =)

The PS4 needs USB HDD SUPPORT SO BAD! I have two 2TB consoles and I’m out of space. It also sucks I can’t be logged on to both at the same time.

No, but the they’ll be called “Sabado Gigante Deals” from now on.

No, but the they’ll be called “Sabado Gigante Deals” from now on.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

Abs Crunchum.