What would be REALLY swell is a modern AAA spin-off game using the Arkham/Spider-Man/Mordor combat vibes but making it ULTRA-VIOLENT with swords, tire irons, rebar, just random objects of deadly force falling into the fray and Wick just picks up new stuff dynamically with no real input from the player. It would be…

I wanna yell at you and your editor for pluralizing Joy-Con but given that there’s two sets in play, I guess I gotta let this one slide.

Spoiler alert. Sheesh. 

Well you’re in luck because I feel like the first 4-5 games are all going to be REmade in perpetuity. By the time they get through remaking 4 it’ll be time for Resident Evil REmake to get a fresh coat of paint. The naming scheme will start getting confusing like Kingdom Hearts games. Coming Soon: Resident Evil Zero…

Yeah I expect they haven’t released it on PS4 because it will be next for a REmake. Or is Code Veronica first? Either way this game is nigh-unplayable with the antiquated control scheme, so I’ll patiently await the REmake. 

Haha, that’s how every Soulsborne boss (and some regular enemies) goes for me. Very familiar process there.

Hell yeah, thanks for the tip Luke. I’m no stranger to Souls and Bloodborne, I’ve completed DS1 and BB, played most of DS2 and 3. I’ve been putting off Sekiro since release though since it’s such a huge time commitment. With a couple kids around, it’s hard to find time to game and I have such a huge backlog I’ve come…

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Well, make sure to communicate that to Game Freak the one way they’ll hear it (not Twitter). I expect most fans won’t have the nerve t resist playing it once the hype cycle is in full effect. But I will because I think Pokemon games are meh. 

They crumpled it up and ate it out spite. 

Because it sells a gazillion copies every time they release. Why are you surprised that they wouldn’t make radical changes when the series has consistently printed money for decades? What’s in it for them?

I’ve seen people complain here and there about the Pokedex thing but people got over that pretty quickly. I really don’t see enough drama to warrant an article about it, to be honest, but yeah I guess people will always be mad that the game that sells a billion copies every iteration doesn’t make a whole lot of…

I played HQ religiously for about a year and half, won a bit of money (less than $100) and reliably cashed out every time. That said, I’m not surprised they’re having trouble paying out a big jackpot. Seems like the fad is over, I’ve moved on as it just got stagnant.

It’s hard to remember a time when Assassin’s Creed felt revolutionary. Just like it’s easy to forget Call of Duty once felt fresh and exciting without having to resort to annual gimmicks and shock value.

The tentacles thing seems... aggressive. Why aren’t more women pissed about this material? I don’t watch a LOT of hentai (or any, ever) but from the screenshots I’ve seen they don’t usually seem to be in ideal situations.

Meanwhile real porn is still free and plentiful, fellas. 

You can try to argue for it intellectually all you want, but it seems the Smash community as a whole has decided it doesn’t want to tolerate a 28-year old having a romantic relation with a 16-year old. Frankly, I’m creeped out that Canadians (and a very small amount of US states) think that a 16-year old is…

No that was one of the big improvements from a game like Heavy Rain, Detroit adds lots of actual game mechanics. Best example I recall is you play a Detective android and have to piece together crimes from the evidence. It’s surprisingly well thought-out and fun, and I say that as someone who has played all the…

Yeah I guess it doesn’t tread a ton of new ground but I thought the mechanics were a fantastic upgrade from previous Quantic Dream games, and the story was engaging enough to keep me entertained, for what that’s worth. I guess it comes down to whether or not one needs some massive self-important new statement to  be…

Haven’t played that one yet. Is it on Switch?